Today #10

Today #10
Old Year's Night

Today, being the day before New Year's Day, is New Year's Eve. Wikipedia says that New Year's Eve is also called Old Year's Night. My resolutions for the year are these:

Quit smoking
Stop drinking so much
Lose weight
Get buff
Be a better person

It always seems like people talk about "how great this year was" and "how much greater next year will be." Well I DON'T want next year to great. If you expect each year to be better than the next, and it does, in fact, get better each year, then soon it'll be too hard to have next year be better. There's a limit on how much great can be stuffed in one year. You're just setting yourself up for disappointed. You've just got to accept that some years aren't going to be filled with skydiving and threesomes and animal sacrifices. Stop being such a baby.

Today #9

Today #9
Profile Pic

Today, being an unspecific day, the most important things in my life are:

I just got Skype

I might change my Facebook profile picture to a Pokémon
I will be going to bed before 4:00 for the first time in almost two weeks (this is actually a lie; it's actually only before 2:00, but that doesn't sound as dramatic)
Those items included in Yesterday #2

Yesterday #2

Could Also Be Named a List

Found out we have a tart pan (after YEARS of thinking we didn't have one)
Did not test positive for leprosy
Spend 81 hours to beat Lost Odyssey, getting every achievement EXCEPT FOR THAT FUCKING TREASURE TROVE ONE WHICH I SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED THE OFFICIAL PRIMA GUIDE AND FOLLOWED IT EXACTLY TO GET EVERY TREASURE EXCEPT--APPARENTLY--LIKE TWO!!!!!
Rhino either pooped or puked in the hallway to Brendan's room; OH SNAP! (This actually happened a few days ago and not yesterday)
Watched a TED video about a guy that used a Wii remote to make a interactive whiteboard

Since when did I get so boring?
Oh, wait; it's always been like this.

Link #1

Link #1
5sf

Probably the most brilliant videos in the world.

http://5secondfilms.com/