Yesterday #4

Yesterday #4
Zoobies

Yesterday, I flew into Seattle from Chicago. The flight was 4 hours and 11 minutes. On the plane, they played an episode of The Office, and then Eat, Pray, Love, and then an episode of House. Interestingly, I had seen both the TV episodes they showed, even though I rarely watch the shows. In fact, I have probably seen fewer than 10 episodes each.

Samantha/Amanda Shamanga/Panamuia picked me up form the aero-port. What a sweetie. We then went to Patrick's house for a holiday party. At the holiday party there were many delicious edible food substances, including Buttery/Cocoa Whatevers that were DELICIOUS! I plan on submitting them to WikiLeaks (which, incidentally, is my favorite thing on the planet).

There was a baby with as at the party and I called it Zabia. It's pronounced zu-BEE-uh, so I guess it's spelled Zabía. "Baby be judging." It's the truth, babies judge you all the time. They just sit there and stare and point and think judgmental things in their little heads. Baby sees what you are doing and does not approve.

We also made a toast to zoobies. However, I accidentally tipped Amanda's cup, and she choked, so I laughed and the liquid went down the wrong tube and it hurt very much. I'm not sure whether to now love zoobies or hate them. Turns out, zoobies are actually something. The Internet says, "Zoobies are award-winning plush animals that turn into pillows and blankets". I WANT ONE. But those aren't the zoobies we toasted to. The zoobies we toasted to are separate.

We made up a game that I want to play. Eavesdrop on people's conversations, and then answer all their rhetorical questions in secret and respond do their statements, also in secret (ideally with a friend).

Cheers.

Miscellaneous #2

Miscellaneous #2

Sign Language for Pahlo

Pahlo my pahlo and I are in sign language, and we have made up a few of our own signs for the following.

S my D

fugly

the buttseck

re-re

cray-cray

cutie

pahlo

There aren't that many yet and they're not that clever, but we're working on it.

Also, because "pahlo" is confusing to some people:

Pahlo (Breseida) is Pahlo

I am Pahlo

We are only Pahlo to each other, but sometimes other people call us Pahlo

pahlo means friend, generally, as well, but only in sometimes

We have children and they are our pahlitos

We say "Pahlo, my pahlo", which is also "Pahlo, my Pahlo", which is basically just saying Pahlo with extra affection. It's also sometimes "pahlomypahlo"

HOWEVER, and Pahlo thought of this, it's funny to think about "pahlo my pahlo" as "(verb) my (noun)" instead of "(name), my (noun)" / "(name), my (name)"

"pahlo my pahlo" in the "(verb) my (noun)" sense sounds dirty; it's basically S my D and L my C and all of that mixed together

So I guess we also have

pahlo my pahlo

Recently #3

Recently #3

Cases of Food

Recently, I ate a 4-ounce bag of Skittles in under 5 minutes without even realizing.

Recently, I had a dream that involved calling Lady Gaga and appearing with her in concert; being chased by a lion; and having extremely crooked teeth.

Recently, I've appeared multiple times in Laura's dream wearing shoes made of meat.

Recently, I wrote the following comment card at a store:

Dear Whoever:

Bulk candy is $0.50 an ounce. This doesn't even make sense. The point of bulk is that it's cheaper. I got less than a handful of Jelly Bellies and it was almost $2.50. UNBELIEVABLE!* That's almost the biggest rip off of my life.

Thanks for listening.

And got the response:

Thanks

And that's it.

*I actually just wrote UNBELIEVE!

Recently, I replaced "JINX! You owe me a pop!" for "JINX! You owe me a BJ!"

Recently, I've lost my funny. Sorry everyone.

Miscellaneous #1

Miscellaneous #1

Replacement

(Words) Thants you for the chi'en strits an' sudary snats. Oots, I forgot natkins. You're out of natkins?!? S MY PEEN!

(Location) Ugh! It's 8:00 in the evening. I leave for Chicago at 3:00 in the morning tomorrow. I haven't started packing.

(Fate) Four soul mates for one summer isn't too many. It's just the way it is. You can't change the cards! It just happens! Learn about soul mates! YIHO.

(Goals) Teaching and brain research? F that S. Video games and bartending.

Today #18

Today #18

11:11

Today, being September 1st, 2010, is exactly one year, one month, one week, and one day from my 21st birthday. Hopefully I will wake up with a surprise in my room. Surprises may include: a murder of crows, a pack of Skittles, a slutty ghost, my first ex-soulmate, giant walking cookies, a rainbow bridge to North Dakota, or one thousand billion dollar bills and cargo pants with big pockets. Also, it was just 11:11. (Or 23:11.)

List #6

List #6
The Seven Dwarves

Stinky
Poopie
Sneezy
Scaby (like scabies)
Scrapie (like the disease)
Scrappy
Harlot

Opera #3

Opera #3

New and Improved

I guess these aren't operas, they're just songs. I just started doing this thing where I replace a word for something random. These are my golden babies:

This little sponge of mine;
I'm gonna let it shine.
This little sponge of mine;
I'm gonna let it shine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnei94grw8k

The jigsaw shack is a little old place

where we can get together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

The Internet is for pron
The Internet is for pron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

Don't cha wish your trollop* was just like me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riodgm3u4H4

These pretzel illusions are in my head
Did not let me down when I was a kid
And parting with them
Is like parting with a childhood best friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGJaKeYwOFo

Bean, beans, the magical fruit
The more you masturbate, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel

Let's have beans for every meal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psiPK07sXsY

California girls, we're unforgettable

Daisy dukes, potatoes on top

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelUCEcdO8M

I wanna be a poopy bear so fuckin' bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

Freedom
Ketchup
Freedom
Ketchup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHUauwdv4k (ish)

Rainbow Brite

Rainbow Brite

One a penny, two a penny

Rainbow Brite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICiYe_CRnpg

My BAPS, my BAPS

My lovely lady BAPS

Check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA

*Incidentally, trollop is my new favorite word