Anansi Goes Phishing
By: Nicholas Cassleman
One day, Anansi learned about phishing. The next day, Anansi learned to phish. The day after that, he phished the usernames, passwords, credit card and social security numbers of all the animals in the jungle, and the day after that he used this information to buy a ticket to America.
On the fifth day of the week and his first day in America, Anansi learned about pornography. On the sixth day of the week, Anansi learned about child pornography. On the final day of the week, Anansi learned how to create child pornography.
The next week, Anansi began to create child pornography. He phished all sorts of information from MySpace and found the locations of all sorts of slutty little girls. On the second day of the second week, Anansi arrived at a 13-year-old girl's house. Her name was Isabella. On the first day of the rest of Anansi's grand life as a producer of child pornography, during the filming of his first amateur video, he was stepped on by the 13-year-old girl named Isabella.