Monday, August 31, 2009

Today #4

Today #4
Phallic Digimon

Today, being a few minutes into Monday, August 31, I prevented myself from getting into an argument on a forum. I think I deserve a round of applause and a gold membership to the gym. This would have been my response.

The question isn't whether Pokémon are more idyllic, it is whether Pokémon are more phallic. To which I would say, "Clearly Digimon are more phallic." Or at least more homoerotic. Tai + Matt = one hot sex tape. Incidentally, you're a concubine and your mother is a man. Please fall into a hole. "The Pokemon franchise first came onto the scene on February 27th, 1996 BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A BIG FAT LEZZIE." You clearly know nothing about dates.

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