Thursday, August 27, 2009

Today #2

Today #2
Pah-loh

Today, being a day that I had dinner, I ate tamales. I put some Dave's Insanity Sauce on them. In the process of doing so, I got some on my finger. I then touched my eye with the hawt sauce finger.

Incidentally, why do people pretend hawt food isn't hawt when they eat it?

Today, being a day I worked at the library, I heard some bratty kids pronounce pollo (Spanish for chicken) as pah-loh. They came up with some clever ways to ask their mom to make them chicken for dinner that night. "Gimmie some pah-loh, slut." "Daddy wants some pah-loh." "Is that a pah-loh in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" Ages: 8 to 9.

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