Opera #3

Opera #3

New and Improved

I guess these aren't operas, they're just songs. I just started doing this thing where I replace a word for something random. These are my golden babies:

This little sponge of mine;
I'm gonna let it shine.
This little sponge of mine;
I'm gonna let it shine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnei94grw8k

The jigsaw shack is a little old place

where we can get together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

The Internet is for pron
The Internet is for pron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

Don't cha wish your trollop* was just like me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riodgm3u4H4

These pretzel illusions are in my head
Did not let me down when I was a kid
And parting with them
Is like parting with a childhood best friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGJaKeYwOFo

Bean, beans, the magical fruit
The more you masturbate, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel

Let's have beans for every meal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psiPK07sXsY

California girls, we're unforgettable

Daisy dukes, potatoes on top

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelUCEcdO8M

I wanna be a poopy bear so fuckin' bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

Freedom
Ketchup
Freedom
Ketchup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHUauwdv4k (ish)

Rainbow Brite

Rainbow Brite

One a penny, two a penny

Rainbow Brite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICiYe_CRnpg

My BAPS, my BAPS

My lovely lady BAPS

Check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA

*Incidentally, trollop is my new favorite word