Poem #3

Because this is a smoking hot blog and I am a smoking hot blogger, I listen to fan requests. The votes are in, and it looks like it's time for another poem. Is is a sequel to Poem #1 entitled Poem #3: Poem #1, part b.

Poem #3
Poem #3: Poem #1, part b
By: Nicholas Cassleman

I was saggy today
So I wrote a poem about it.
Then I cried because I like crying because love attention.
Poems make me feel hot and heavy.
I wish I were Cloyster

Because Cloyster is the vagina Pokémon.
Like Edward.

What a pussy.

The end.