Developing a Taste for Shit
Yesterday, being the day before today, I ate a yellow cherry tomato and almost threw up. As I was telling my friend Jessica, "Jessica, you are a complete failure that is going to end up on the streets, pregnant, dealing cocaine. I'm just going to have to get use to the fact that, for me, eating salads is like eating shit. I know you have to 'develop a taste' for things like beer, so i guess I'm just going to have to develop a taste for shit."
Incidentally, Jessica promised me to name her first child Tase, in honor of Tase T. Lentil.
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